There are the nightmares you run from, the ones you face, and apparently the ones you make out of balloons, tape, and magazine photos and have terrifying sex with.

Let's face it.
Dating is expensive. And so are Real Dolls.
Many men have been known to spend inordinate amounts of money in pursuit of the sweet embrace of a woman. Some make such expenditures on sex toys that allegedly can accurately mimic said embrace.
"Well," you might be asking. "What about those of us on a tighter…

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